Duel endings:
  The murder mystery has two separate endings, one of which is randomly selected when you "Expose the murderer." And, as some have guessed, the Will and Gill ending is the original. But, later on, I thought it'd be interesting to add a second ending, so I did. I hoped that doing this would stir up some trouble. Here are links to the two endings.
LINEUP.HTM  (the Will and Gill ending)
LINEUP2.HTM  (the Lou Sirr ending)


Netscape incompatibility:
  The message Netscape users are deflected to does a decent job explaining this unfortunate situation, so I will direct you to that. But, I have one observation to add to that diatribe: this web page behaves differently even between different versions of Internet Explorer. How do I get consistent behavior from inconsistent browsers?? Simple. I don't because, I quit.
NETSCRAP.HTM


Vocabulary meltdown:
  Some have commented that the prolixity of my writing style obfuscates the intending meanings of the text, rendering them incomprehensible. I don't wish to cause anyone a case of febrile aphasia, so, to assuage the jejune proletariat, I suggest a simple stratagem for egress from the novitiate with respect to the lexicon. Elucidation of redolimus goundamium requires significant tyriolation. In fact, this is the basis for all quoratic xylammica. Therefore, slkfjdls lskd is skdjlf sljkdf afk;ls sdfklj;sd;aklfdsjk;asdfj;lksjflk;asjdlkfj;alskdfj;laskdjflk   ... or click here.


The characters and events depicted in the murder mystery are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real characters and events is a ridiculous coincidence.

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